A Blog of Pure Torioness

Well friends, I have finally decided to start a blog for all of my devout fans to follow. I think when it comes down to it, the concept of blogs and I are two very similar entities. For example, I rock, and so do blogs. I am beautiful and so too is the blog. But this blog is not your typical run of the mill blog. No sir(or maam), this blog is not that mundane blog you accidently came across while looking for porn. This blog goes much deeper than that, and I think you will soon realize the fate of the world may very well hinge on its existence. I don't want to sit here and say I'm going to fix all of the worlds problems with simply a few posts whenever I'm bored and/or drunk at the computer, but I do plan on solving a good amount of the important ones. You're probably saying one of two things to yourself right now: 1. This guy is rocking my socks, how can I too be as neato as Torio? or 2. Who the fuck does this guy think he is and just how does he intend to solve the worlds problems? Well friend, I wish it was as simple as that. I wish you could be as neat as me, and I wish I could solve the worlds problems with one simple blog. Unfortuantely, it will take numerous blogs and hours for me to fully explain the methods in which this world is to redefine it self as truly awesome. And to do so I must take you on a journey(which is what this blog is intended for) into the the realm of Torioness. A realm of pure unadulturated insanity, but an insanity so beautiful and serene that I can no longer describe it in words. Which leaves me only to say that were in need or less talk and more rocking. So come friends lets take your first gander at this realm of infinite awesomeness, the realm of Torioness.

Okay, now that I have created a space in between the introduction and the realm of Torioness, I think we are ready to begin. Well thats what I would be saying to you, but me and a friend are going to go out for burritos. However, fear not. As long as I don't get hit by a bus(you should know that I am only capable of dying in a bus related accident) you will soon be emerged in the extreme, unexplainable situations the realm of Torioness has to offer...

I recommend the Carne Asada Burrito,
Torio