What's All This Shooting A Boot?
A shoot-out took place today on the busy streets of Toronto, killing one and wounding six. The incident happened in a busy part of downtown Toronto in the midst of many post-holiday shoppers.
What is this about Canada?
All of this talk about how safe and anti-violent Canada is and then whamo, some dudes shoot up downtown Toronto while people are just trying to return that crap they got for Christmas. Not to mention the Boxing Day crowds that filled the sidewalks. Earlier today I went out shopping, and did not get shot at. You know why? cause I wasn't in Canada, and also because I was with Chuck Norris.
Canada, this is all you had. If you want a good pizza pie you go to Italy, if you want to gloat on July 4 you go to England, if you want to conquer something you go to France, and if you want to keep things safe and simple you go to Canada. Or at least you use to.
And you know what else you might not know about Canada, it's cold there, pretty much all of the time. And also they're all about letting terrorists kick them around. I mean while it may be true that they have not had any terrorist attacks on their soil ever, that doesn't mean they shouldn't have the fear of getting the "big attack" any day now. And it is that lack of fear that makes them such losers. If you don't live in a constant state of fear, how are you going to get your people to go to war? Hockey maybe, I dunno.
What I do know, however, is that the Canadians are trouble. And if we're going to go through with this wall/fence thing on the Mexican border we mine as well go ahead and build one up north for your Canadian neighbors as well. And then maybe some walls around West Virginia just because I bet they wont see that coming. Also, if we have some extra wall supplies I think we should build a wall around this guy Ted's house, he's been acting like a real jerk lately.
I didn't mean you Vancouver,
Torio
What is this about Canada?
All of this talk about how safe and anti-violent Canada is and then whamo, some dudes shoot up downtown Toronto while people are just trying to return that crap they got for Christmas. Not to mention the Boxing Day crowds that filled the sidewalks. Earlier today I went out shopping, and did not get shot at. You know why? cause I wasn't in Canada, and also because I was with Chuck Norris.
Canada, this is all you had. If you want a good pizza pie you go to Italy, if you want to gloat on July 4 you go to England, if you want to conquer something you go to France, and if you want to keep things safe and simple you go to Canada. Or at least you use to.
And you know what else you might not know about Canada, it's cold there, pretty much all of the time. And also they're all about letting terrorists kick them around. I mean while it may be true that they have not had any terrorist attacks on their soil ever, that doesn't mean they shouldn't have the fear of getting the "big attack" any day now. And it is that lack of fear that makes them such losers. If you don't live in a constant state of fear, how are you going to get your people to go to war? Hockey maybe, I dunno.
What I do know, however, is that the Canadians are trouble. And if we're going to go through with this wall/fence thing on the Mexican border we mine as well go ahead and build one up north for your Canadian neighbors as well. And then maybe some walls around West Virginia just because I bet they wont see that coming. Also, if we have some extra wall supplies I think we should build a wall around this guy Ted's house, he's been acting like a real jerk lately.
I didn't mean you Vancouver,
Torio
posted by Torio | 11:10 PM
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