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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Ann's Looking a Bit Huskie

Ann coulter, right-wing columnist/author, attempted to give a speech yesterday at the University of Connecticut. Fortunately, there were some college students there to yell "You Suck" and other anti-Ann sentiments. They also had boomboxes playing to add more noise so that her hate mongering voice could not be heard. You know you might think this is immature or inappropriate, but you're wrong. Drawing a Hitler moustache on someone's face is not immature, it's clever. Please notice the protest poster made by one of the UConn protesters located to the right. It's clever because by drawing the Hitler moustache on her face, it is comparing her to Hitler without you having to actually say it. You see, it's because Hitler's moustache is an iconic symbol that has come to represent Nazism. And Nazi's are bad, yesterday's terrorists, if you will. Are you following? Obviously UConn gives its students a good education. Well done Huskies.

Bill O'Reilly said on his show tonight that the left-wing radicals who disrupted Coulter's speech are Nazi's. No Bill, they're Huskies, it says it right on their basketball jerseys. If you wanted to convince me that they were Nazi's, you should have drawn a hitler moustache on pictures of their faces, then maybe you'd have a leg to stand on. Also, you know what Bill, your argument is bullshit. Let me elaborate. You said that it is wrong to invite someone to your university, and then prevent them from expressing the opinions you asked them to talk about. Hmm, where I have seen this before? Oh yeah, your show. I guess cutting someone's mic mid sentence(like you frequently do to your guests) is different then booing them so loudly they can't even hear themselves think.

Now, should the UConn students have found a better way to go about this? Probably. Political discussion is probably the better course of action when trying to deal with important social issues, but it's not nearly as exciting. Plus, Ann Coulter is a super bitch, so don't even try to start feeling bad for that hag. Nobody felt bad for Georgia Tech when they lost to UConn in the NCAA finals a couple years ago, so I'm not even going to think of feeling bad for some hate monger that the UConn faithful gave an earful to. What do these two events have in common? Everything and anything, starting with the fact that Ann Coulter and Emeka Okafor(former UConn star center) are dating. I think, I dunno I heard that somewhere. Don't quote me on that, quote Bill O'Reilly instead.

The factor is going down,
Torio

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ann I told you someone would find out! Now what are we going to do? Pick up my slacks at the laundry on your way home tonight.

-E. Okafor

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it me or does Ann Coulter look like the late Linda McCartney?

-Paul

10:37 AM  

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