Cranking the Heat Up
This weekend the Green Party held rallies in Canada demanding action on global warming. The protesters marched up to the US consulate in Montreal and delivered them a petition that calls for stricter regulations that would lead to a stop to global warming.
There is so much wrong with this. One, if you want to get something done, don't do it in Canada. Because if you do, nobody will care what you're talking a boot. Secondly, the green party, not the best of choice to be the orchestrators of this protest. You really think the Bush administration gives a shit about some granola eating frisbee players? Not unless they're made of oil he wont. And finally, I don't think having a global warming protest in one of the coldest countries in the world during winter is a very good idea. It's hard to say you're on to something when you're protesting in 15 degree weather.
Don't get me wrong, I think pollution and the global warming that it causes are serious issues. This is just yet another case of people not knowing how to correctly go about this. And so I am here to help, again. In an ideal world we would be able to stop the profit obsessed industries that gain wealth with no regard for the environment. But this world lost any chance at being ideal when it cancelled "Hercules", oh how I loved you Kevin Sorbo. So instead, we must make due with the fact that the rich elite are going to choose to destory the world one resource at a time. There's no use in trying to change the elite's minds, we are simply just smarter than you.
So how do you prevent global warming on a non-global scale?
Glad you asked.
Ceiling Fans. Those things are just down right conveinent. Say you're out and about shopping for a snow cone machine(another good anti-global warming mechanism) and you go to like four or five places and by the time you get home you are just beat. Well plop yourself down on your cool tile floor and crank up that ceiling fan. It might not cool you off right away, but give it 20 minutes or so and I think you'll agree that you feel mildly cooler.
You might be saying, "Ceiling fans? That's nothing new, everyone has heard of ceiling fans." Yeah you've heard of them because I just told you about them, jerk. Fortunately, I have taken the ceiling fan idea a step further in order to maximize coolness. Call up your buddy and tell him that you'll pay for pizza if he stands above you and sprays a water bottle into the ceiling fan thus spraying cool refreshing water all around the room. This will result in both a relaxing cool off sensation as well as a meal of delicious pizza to follow.
So there you have it, pretty easy huh?
Freezing,
Torio
There is so much wrong with this. One, if you want to get something done, don't do it in Canada. Because if you do, nobody will care what you're talking a boot. Secondly, the green party, not the best of choice to be the orchestrators of this protest. You really think the Bush administration gives a shit about some granola eating frisbee players? Not unless they're made of oil he wont. And finally, I don't think having a global warming protest in one of the coldest countries in the world during winter is a very good idea. It's hard to say you're on to something when you're protesting in 15 degree weather.
Don't get me wrong, I think pollution and the global warming that it causes are serious issues. This is just yet another case of people not knowing how to correctly go about this. And so I am here to help, again. In an ideal world we would be able to stop the profit obsessed industries that gain wealth with no regard for the environment. But this world lost any chance at being ideal when it cancelled "Hercules", oh how I loved you Kevin Sorbo. So instead, we must make due with the fact that the rich elite are going to choose to destory the world one resource at a time. There's no use in trying to change the elite's minds, we are simply just smarter than you.
So how do you prevent global warming on a non-global scale?
Glad you asked.
Ceiling Fans. Those things are just down right conveinent. Say you're out and about shopping for a snow cone machine(another good anti-global warming mechanism) and you go to like four or five places and by the time you get home you are just beat. Well plop yourself down on your cool tile floor and crank up that ceiling fan. It might not cool you off right away, but give it 20 minutes or so and I think you'll agree that you feel mildly cooler.
You might be saying, "Ceiling fans? That's nothing new, everyone has heard of ceiling fans." Yeah you've heard of them because I just told you about them, jerk. Fortunately, I have taken the ceiling fan idea a step further in order to maximize coolness. Call up your buddy and tell him that you'll pay for pizza if he stands above you and sprays a water bottle into the ceiling fan thus spraying cool refreshing water all around the room. This will result in both a relaxing cool off sensation as well as a meal of delicious pizza to follow.
So there you have it, pretty easy huh?
Freezing,
Torio
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