Keeping in the Freshness
George Bush announced the construction of more fences to be built on the Mexico-American border to help deal with illegal immigration. But then today Mexico was like "Oh no you didn't" and George said "Uh yea amigos" and Mexico was like "Please no" and George didn't even say anything to that. Although that was a paraphrased version of what was said, it still shows an example of diplomacy at its finest.
The debate on whether or not we should strengthen immigration laws or lighten up on our foreign friends is one that comes up every once and a while when you're in a politicy mood. (it should be noted that nobody is content with the current immigration situation, because we are American and therefore never happy) But lets focus on what is really important, how I feel about the whole situation. Well I have to say that I am not a fan of building fences in an attempt to limit Mexicans from coming to America. Do I feel this way because I think it's morally right to be accepting to other cultures, or because America was founded by immigrants and it would be un-American to start limiting their immigration to America now, or because I am a big fan of the Carne Asada burrito? Nay, although I am a pretty big fan of the Carne Asada. You want to know the reason I think fences are the wrong way to go about this?
Salma Hayek.
She is hot, and in case you weren't aware, Mexican. And frankly, I do not think it's right for us to force a hot super star with a sexy accent such as hers to scale fences just because she wants to make a weekend visit to see Torio up in wine country. You might be asking "Torio is it really worth it to allow 10 million illegal immigrants into America just because Salma Hayek is gorgeous?" Absolutely, go watch "Desperado" and "Dogma", then you'll get it."
Some people might continue this argument by arguing that Salma Hayek is both rich and famous enough to get into America without having to worry about scaling fences. Probably true, but let me stress again how hot she is: very hot. Building fences just isn't worth risking Salma Hayek's entrance into America. And let me tell you she is a firecracker, you do not want to piss her off, see "Fools Rush In" for clarification.
There is also the point that we could be keeping out future "Salma Hayeks" out of America just because you're worried about some dudes taking a little money out of our economy. Okay yes, America cares about money, especially our own money. But we also care about objectifying looky ladies. So we have created quite a pickle for ourselves haven't we? Well you are lucky, because I am here to help. I have figured out a way to let in the hotties while keeping in the moola. This blog. I know, the solution was here all along and you didn't even see it. Kind of like when you go to church and you can't figure out how to entertain yourself for years, but then finally after however many Sunday's it takes you, you realize that making eye contact with people and mouthing the words "You're dead" makes them put a look on their face you can't help but enjoy. Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Waiting for my chance to get on Oprah,
Torio
The debate on whether or not we should strengthen immigration laws or lighten up on our foreign friends is one that comes up every once and a while when you're in a politicy mood. (it should be noted that nobody is content with the current immigration situation, because we are American and therefore never happy) But lets focus on what is really important, how I feel about the whole situation. Well I have to say that I am not a fan of building fences in an attempt to limit Mexicans from coming to America. Do I feel this way because I think it's morally right to be accepting to other cultures, or because America was founded by immigrants and it would be un-American to start limiting their immigration to America now, or because I am a big fan of the Carne Asada burrito? Nay, although I am a pretty big fan of the Carne Asada. You want to know the reason I think fences are the wrong way to go about this?
Salma Hayek.
She is hot, and in case you weren't aware, Mexican. And frankly, I do not think it's right for us to force a hot super star with a sexy accent such as hers to scale fences just because she wants to make a weekend visit to see Torio up in wine country. You might be asking "Torio is it really worth it to allow 10 million illegal immigrants into America just because Salma Hayek is gorgeous?" Absolutely, go watch "Desperado" and "Dogma", then you'll get it."
Some people might continue this argument by arguing that Salma Hayek is both rich and famous enough to get into America without having to worry about scaling fences. Probably true, but let me stress again how hot she is: very hot. Building fences just isn't worth risking Salma Hayek's entrance into America. And let me tell you she is a firecracker, you do not want to piss her off, see "Fools Rush In" for clarification.
There is also the point that we could be keeping out future "Salma Hayeks" out of America just because you're worried about some dudes taking a little money out of our economy. Okay yes, America cares about money, especially our own money. But we also care about objectifying looky ladies. So we have created quite a pickle for ourselves haven't we? Well you are lucky, because I am here to help. I have figured out a way to let in the hotties while keeping in the moola. This blog. I know, the solution was here all along and you didn't even see it. Kind of like when you go to church and you can't figure out how to entertain yourself for years, but then finally after however many Sunday's it takes you, you realize that making eye contact with people and mouthing the words "You're dead" makes them put a look on their face you can't help but enjoy. Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Waiting for my chance to get on Oprah,
Torio
posted by Torio | 12:19 AM
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Best Selma flick: Till the Sun Sets with Pierce Bronson, lot's of Selma skin there
After the Sunset?
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