Bring it Bill
An excerpt from "The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly" on November 8th:
"If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead." This was directed to the city of San Francisco regarding a measure passed by the city banning military recruiting on high school campuses.
Bill O'Reilly you are an idiot. I have spent the last two weekends in San Francisco and let me hit you with some knowledge. There is no reason the terrorists would want to blow up the Coit Tower. It's just a stupid museum shaped like a fire fighting hose. What I'm afraid of them hitting is Boudin's soup house located on Fisherman's Wharf. That place is delicious. Personally, I have my reservations with the war in Iraq, but if somebody fucks with my bread bowls of chowder, I have every intention of bringing every man, responsible or not, to justice. Some of you might be thinking that I'm just being dramatic, but you'd be a jerk to think that. Yeah, you've had bread before, you've probably even had clam chowder, but you haven't had this particular combination of the two. (unless you have, in which case you can stop reading cause you know exactly what I'm talking about) Picture this, you're sitting down with some friends waiting for what you ordered, and then the waiter/waitress places in front of you the most delicious perishable known to man. Ok that, plus better.
Sometimes you spend an hour waiting for the "F" train to get to Boudin's only to get there and find out that the bread bowls are sold out. It's very important that in this situation you be sure to handle yourself accordingly. Some people might blow up into a fit of uncontrollable rage without regard for the people or things or around them. These people are wise to do so. If Boudin's is out of bread bowls, one of two things has happened. 1. Somebody is really stupid, cause it's pretty easy to make bread, even bread as delicious as this. or 2. The terrorsits are behind it, and my worst nightmare has come true.
So you know what Bill O'Reilly, I despise everything about you, down to the core of your ethos . If you are just going to let Al Qaeda or anyone else just destroy Boudin's soup house without any punishment, you are truly a soulless jerkface, and I'm calling you out. The Realm of Torioness vs. The O'Reilly Factor. Bring it.
Permanently cutting O'Reilly's mic,
Torio
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"If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead." This was directed to the city of San Francisco regarding a measure passed by the city banning military recruiting on high school campuses.
Bill O'Reilly you are an idiot. I have spent the last two weekends in San Francisco and let me hit you with some knowledge. There is no reason the terrorists would want to blow up the Coit Tower. It's just a stupid museum shaped like a fire fighting hose. What I'm afraid of them hitting is Boudin's soup house located on Fisherman's Wharf. That place is delicious. Personally, I have my reservations with the war in Iraq, but if somebody fucks with my bread bowls of chowder, I have every intention of bringing every man, responsible or not, to justice. Some of you might be thinking that I'm just being dramatic, but you'd be a jerk to think that. Yeah, you've had bread before, you've probably even had clam chowder, but you haven't had this particular combination of the two. (unless you have, in which case you can stop reading cause you know exactly what I'm talking about) Picture this, you're sitting down with some friends waiting for what you ordered, and then the waiter/waitress places in front of you the most delicious perishable known to man. Ok that, plus better.
Sometimes you spend an hour waiting for the "F" train to get to Boudin's only to get there and find out that the bread bowls are sold out. It's very important that in this situation you be sure to handle yourself accordingly. Some people might blow up into a fit of uncontrollable rage without regard for the people or things or around them. These people are wise to do so. If Boudin's is out of bread bowls, one of two things has happened. 1. Somebody is really stupid, cause it's pretty easy to make bread, even bread as delicious as this. or 2. The terrorsits are behind it, and my worst nightmare has come true.
So you know what Bill O'Reilly, I despise everything about you, down to the core of your ethos . If you are just going to let Al Qaeda or anyone else just destroy Boudin's soup house without any punishment, you are truly a soulless jerkface, and I'm calling you out. The Realm of Torioness vs. The O'Reilly Factor. Bring it.
Permanently cutting O'Reilly's mic,
Torio
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posted by Torio | 11:47 PM
5 Comments:
ahh, bread bowl
HS
there's no f train
yea I guess it was bus now that I think about it.
what is/are "ethos"?
He may be a blowhard, but that blowhard's lookin out for you and me (or so his book says).
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