Canada's Government Ousted
Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin's government was thrown out today when his rival parties held a no-confidence vote telling him to get the hell out. This came as another reminder to the American people that they still don't care about Canada. It should probably be a big deal when a government that shares a border with your country gets "thrown out", but after hearing the news, my biggest priority was still making sure I catch a re-run of Gilmore Girls on the Fox Family channel.
Apparently, Martin's administration has been plagued by scandals ever since he took office. The Canadians are so funny. Just because a president, or in this case a prime minister, does something that most people would view as "illegal" or even better, "unethical" doesn't mean he should be taken out of office. If it worked like that in America we'd have a new president every week. If it does ever work like that I call being president on July 4th weekend, I bet it's a cool time to be president, a lot of positive energy and delicious BBQ's.
Anywho, maybe Canada not having a government is a good thing. Hold on, don't be so quick to throw that out as a ridiculous statement. Lets take a journey to a governmentless Canada. Okay, so you get there right, and it's very cold. You sit down to a delicious meal of flapjacks and maple syrup, and you get to thinking hey this isn't so bad. But then they turn on hockey and start talking in French. This is when you immediately get in your SUV and go back to America. So see, government or not, Canada is pretty much the same.
You might now be thinking "Then why write a blog about it, if Canada's government being thrown out doesn't matter?"
Good question.
Lets now talk about something else. Christmas lights. I'm a fan.
Also a fan of Advent calendars,
Torio
Apparently, Martin's administration has been plagued by scandals ever since he took office. The Canadians are so funny. Just because a president, or in this case a prime minister, does something that most people would view as "illegal" or even better, "unethical" doesn't mean he should be taken out of office. If it worked like that in America we'd have a new president every week. If it does ever work like that I call being president on July 4th weekend, I bet it's a cool time to be president, a lot of positive energy and delicious BBQ's.
Anywho, maybe Canada not having a government is a good thing. Hold on, don't be so quick to throw that out as a ridiculous statement. Lets take a journey to a governmentless Canada. Okay, so you get there right, and it's very cold. You sit down to a delicious meal of flapjacks and maple syrup, and you get to thinking hey this isn't so bad. But then they turn on hockey and start talking in French. This is when you immediately get in your SUV and go back to America. So see, government or not, Canada is pretty much the same.
You might now be thinking "Then why write a blog about it, if Canada's government being thrown out doesn't matter?"
Good question.
Lets now talk about something else. Christmas lights. I'm a fan.
Also a fan of Advent calendars,
Torio
posted by Torio | 9:55 PM
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Enough said!
So we sit and watch Canada go into maple syrup anarchy now??? And when is Mexico's government going to collapse. I figured that one was doomed far before Canada. Does the U.S. sit and shake its head at both of them??? If we try anyway the world will slap our hands, so lets keep Bush away from any big red buttons, but at the same time try and steal the great maple syrup reserves in Canada. Maybe we will be filling our cars up with syrup soon enough. Condi would love to see her Chevron's pumping that sweet maple juice that is the blood of Canada. Enough from me. Let's go to a Raptors game.
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