Sonoma State Tops Dominican 82-63
You know what is insanely boring? Women's basketball. That is the misconception that many people have. But let me tell you, it's not quite as boring as you may think. It is actually quite mindblowingly exciting, you would know this if you caught tonight's Sonoma-Dominican head turner between two west coast power houses. The Seawolves rode the coat tails of star Chelsey "perpetual motion" Armacost, who put up 146 of Sonoma's 82 points. How is that possible you ask? she is that good.
I'd recap for you what happened during the game, but sometimes when you're watching something as awesome as a girl's basketball game you get too excited and have to do something to get your mind off the game for a bit. And that is exactly what I did. It was 15-5, Sonoma State ladies on top, and then I just started making up this cool story about a cop who was paralyzed on the job but came back as a robot. It was pretty cool until I realized I was just replaying an old episode of RoboCop in my head. RoboCop isn't even that cool.
Then out of nowhere some ridiculously good looking dude in the stands yelled "Rigby Sucks", referring to the awful Sonoma State head coach. Because there were roughly only 6 fans in the stands, everyone heard this criticism. And whether they liked it or not, they had to agree that he indeed was sucking. He is downright terrible, his coaching tactics don't make any sense. Frankly, I don't see how selling marijuana to high school students before games helps the basketball team win games, but I saw him doing it.
Let me also make something else clear. If somebody yells something hurtful about a team's coach and the coach's mom happens to be sitting in front of that heckler, I don't care how old she is, it is fair game. This is not golf. Maybe if she didn't want to have a ridiculously good looking guy ridiculing her son, she shouldn't have raised such a basketball oblivious son. So people better just wise up and get on board the heckle train to laugh town.
The ridiculously good looking guy in the stands,
Torio
I'd recap for you what happened during the game, but sometimes when you're watching something as awesome as a girl's basketball game you get too excited and have to do something to get your mind off the game for a bit. And that is exactly what I did. It was 15-5, Sonoma State ladies on top, and then I just started making up this cool story about a cop who was paralyzed on the job but came back as a robot. It was pretty cool until I realized I was just replaying an old episode of RoboCop in my head. RoboCop isn't even that cool.
Then out of nowhere some ridiculously good looking dude in the stands yelled "Rigby Sucks", referring to the awful Sonoma State head coach. Because there were roughly only 6 fans in the stands, everyone heard this criticism. And whether they liked it or not, they had to agree that he indeed was sucking. He is downright terrible, his coaching tactics don't make any sense. Frankly, I don't see how selling marijuana to high school students before games helps the basketball team win games, but I saw him doing it.
Let me also make something else clear. If somebody yells something hurtful about a team's coach and the coach's mom happens to be sitting in front of that heckler, I don't care how old she is, it is fair game. This is not golf. Maybe if she didn't want to have a ridiculously good looking guy ridiculing her son, she shouldn't have raised such a basketball oblivious son. So people better just wise up and get on board the heckle train to laugh town.
The ridiculously good looking guy in the stands,
Torio
posted by Torio | 11:39 PM
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